"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
good holy shit or
A great holy shit. That was amazing
Shit, thank you !
Holy mutherfucking shit
crying, oh fuck